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Team Mustang/Grumman/Armstrong/Hohenheim/Scar: In preparation for the Promised Day, we’ve assassinated the Fuhrer of the country, kidnapped his wife to reveal the ulterior motives of the Higher Staff, recruited an army of old war buddies and Briggs soldiers to launch a full-scale coup of the country’s government complete with an arsenal imported from Xing, planted a counter-transmutation circle across the whole country to negate Father’s mass-genocide plans, as well as a second country-wide circle to destroy the obscructive alchemy Father has spread through Amestris, and are in the process of hunting down and killing the last of the homunculi. It’s been going pretty well for the most part.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.”

So, Fearless Girl is an advertisement sponsored by a fortune 500 company to disguise their gender based discrimination under the guise of feminism, and you’re all laughing at someone who tried to fight back against the oppressive company. Gardega actually removed the pissing pug statue himself soon after he erected it, because as he says “I’m a very positive person actually, and I don’t like to see people get upset.” He realized that the statue was upsetting people and that the intention of the statue was misunderstood and removed it. But like, googling is hard, and it’s funny to laugh at people dying. (http://gothamist.com/2017/05/30/fearless_girl_pissing_pug.php)