waga baba bobo

does scissoring actually work

They say “bros before hoes” but neglect to mention that the bros are the hoes

me and the boytoys

Yeah I’ll reblog that

i love when fans randomly decide their fave fictional weird looking old dude would be a total blowjob queen. always my favorite type of guy

yea how do you think he got that name

transphobia is truly such a miserable mindset. to live in a world where no one is mutable and nothing can be abstract. no one can change or decide who they want to be or enjoy the wonders of modern medicine. everyone has to live and die by pointless kindergarten rules, but no one can reimagine themselves or create a different world. don’t you get tired of black and white and making up boxes and plugging your ears to the reality that nature is complicated and funny, and human hearts can feel infinitely?

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

no boyfriend no drugs no girlfriend no therapist im rlly raw dogging life here

they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself