Bitchin

ariana grande wants what hatsune miku has

an understanding of japanese

OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

Finally, a good take on this post

I am a lesbian and I approve this message.

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

Always reblog

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

“Thanks for not throwing anything this time”

Like a shovelful of animal poop?  She would have deserved it.

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

I will always reblog this post. It’s so heartwarming.

mike’s hard chamomile tea