Kit-Kat

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

for some reason it hadn't occurred to me that they could just casually tweet about them being a couple now but if this week has taught me anything it's never let your guard down

congrats to dan and phil for expanding their library of long running bits

dan and phil aren’t relationship goals bc they’re perfect people in a perfect relationship; it’s bc despite everything they’ve been through they put the work in to be with each other. like they talked about, it could’ve been so easy for them to just give in to the speculation and invasion and break up, but they didn’t bc they didn’t want to lose the other. they’ve made it work through all of that for sixteen fucking years, and that’s why they’re relationship goals