Be a little more gentle, youâre going to break one of my snow globes.
But whipped cream makes me break out.
Did you also cry at that point 10 minutes into Up?
Didnât your mother ever tell you not to use those kinds of words?
Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
Does this mean weâre married now?
Donât worry, my cat likes to watch.
Have you ever considered coming in second so someone else can come first for once?
Hi ho, hi ho! Itâs off to sleep I go!
I donât know where you learned that from but please donât go there looking for new ideas again.
I think you have some mashed potatoes on your upper lip. Let me get it for you.
Iâll tell you who Iâm fantasizing about if you tell me who youâre fantasizing about.
Is it OK if I tell my friends about this?
Itâs nice being in bed with someone I donât have to inflate!
Just use your finger, its bigger.
Maybe sex ed classes should tell people how to last longer.
No, Iâm not going to play you the flute while youâre going down on me.
Okay, you be Mermaid Man and Iâll be Barnacle Boy.
On second thought, letâs turn off the lights.
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
Smile, youâre on Candid Camera!
So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
The safe word is âMichael Ceraâ.
Wait, do I call you daddy or are you calling me daddy?
What the hell kind of noise was that?!
Wow, I never saw that in sex ed.
Yeah my pets come in and out of this room all the time. Donât worry about it.
You look so hot right now. It is a bit hot in here, isnât it? Let me open a door.