i'm thinking it could be something like tenya seeing the reader when he has a crush... like a one-shot with him seeing us and reacting how you think he would, maybe he's trying to act all cool and sauve but ends up getting flustered and embarrassed 🥺😖🥺

thank you for opening this event up and happy 150 followers!! here's to many more ❤

“𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙!”

vanilla peach cake with powdered sugar + tenya iida

a/n: am i completely happy with this??? not really i cant lie BUT ive been working on it for so long and i just cant keep you guys waiting anymore its not fair. i hope you like it even if i feel like its a lil funky!

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“iida! im here! im so sorry im late!” you called, jogging up to where he was standing.

the UA library had just recently been renovated and the two of you agreed to meet at one of the new outdoor tables to study. unfortunately you miscalculated how long it would take you to help kaminari and kirishima get their hands un-superglued (don't ask), and so here you were, mildly late for your study session with everyone's favorite class rep.

your cheeks and ribs burned as you knelt down to catch your breath. you were so embarrassed, hands on your knees trying to get your ears to stop pounding, but iida didn't seem to mind too much, offering to take your bag and set up while you got yourself together.

“thank you so much for waiting for me!” you sighed and lent him a small smile. suddenly the response he had for you was caught in his throat.

you looked so… gorgeous.

Hi Xandri!

A game!

i have TONS of pics of my cat and scrolling to find a fictional character in my camera roll took FOREVER… i almost gave up 😅

ajsggajakal 😂😂😂 ok listen,,, i never saw the picture before and cropped him for future use lol

i am very pleased with this result 👀

say less.

thanks for the tag @tryingmyves !!!

i will never be disappointed at this mf answer 😌

him sitting forward perfectly still and cross-legged on a soft pillow, a head beneath you, and your legs swung over his shoulders cuz he’s too wide for you to keep your feet on the ground

and maybe you like the feeling of your calves against his upper chest

detangling and apologizing quietly with a pout when he winces and complains the moment you pull a little overzealously at his hair with the comb

(he’s shockingly tender-headed and you find that hilarious)

chill music playing in the background and occasional tidbits shared between you of your pasts and futures

knowing that only you get to see this calm and serious part of him, the part that everyone assumes doesn’t exist because of how eccentric he is

him asking how long you’ll take and intermittently reaching his hand up to see how the progress you’ve made on his locs, only to get his hand swatted away by the back of your comb

grumbling but thankful once you’re done and he looks at himself in the mirror, grateful that you take care of him and are patient despite everything

pls i dont think tenya has a bone in his body that could fluster someone on purpose but definitely!

how does tenya iida fluster you?

i think most of what makes tenya iida attractive is that he doesn't know hes attractive

cliche i know

so when you ask him for help on an assignment and he comes up behind you with his massive biceps to correct your work and show you how to do it properly

you freak out internally

he doesnt notice tho

hes kinda dense in these sorts of things

i also see tenya as being a messy eater from time to time

not because hes a messy person, he just gets distracted easily because his brain runs a mile a minute

take ice cream for example

iida cannot eat a soft serve cone to save his life

but you love ice cream

so when he looks at you and licks the dripping ice cream off his hands

your brain short circuits

this happens quite often

ALSO hes like 5'10 now (imagine when he gets older oh my God) so if you're on the shorter side he does that thing where he has to lean down to hear what you're saying

especially if you're in the cafeteria or the common area at UA

as soon as he bends down you're like SBFGSJKFBSUIKGSU

iida is also very blunt

hes not the best at picking up social cues and innuendo because hes naturally not too focused on goofing off like that

so sometimes he says things that sound more suggestive than the actually are without realizing it

"tenya can you help me with this problem"

"sure ____ i can give you all the extra help you need."

BJSGFSKNSKJDSHJSKF PLS PLS I GOTTA RUN A LAP

hes not completely dense though so when he figures out that his words affect you he starts to use them more often

idk i just think the juxtaposition between his sweet and orderly personality and his playful side is enough to catch anyone off guard

Write the Name of your favorite HQ character and press the middle of your word suggestions until you get a whole sentence.

Sakusa Kiyoomi puts his hands on the other side of the world and the world is a very good place to be a part of the world.

BYE WHAT IS THAT💀💀 i just friendzoned kags *sobs*

Ummmm I guess me and Kuroo and my buddy are interested in tik tok drama ?? I say LOL a lot lol

AM I HELPING OIKAWA FIND A WIFE THATS NOT ME? *sobs*

w-what. i don’t understand. what is this 😭

AWH WHY IS THIS SO CUTEEE

what does this even mean 😭😭💀

im a brother apparently 💀

Yes. Yes we will

I mean well now I want to set him as my theme ...

now what kind of 💀-

yeah!

BYE HE IS 🏃🏾‍♀️

BOKUTO KOUTAROU + GAME NIGHT

To be completely honest, game night with the one and only Bokuto Koutarou is just bad decision making. He’s notoriously competitive, and any losses will literally cause him to deflate, but Kuroo didn’t really know how to tell Y/N that when they suggested it. 

Bokuto had, of course, lit up at the idea. Practically bouncing up and down at the prospect of getting to hangout with his friends and Y/N. 

And yet, here he was, completely failing at monopoly and somehow his beam remained on his face. If Kuroo was honest, he was waiting for the guy to begin sulking but... if it hadn’t come yet, Kuroo was unsure if it would at all.

And, there was only one real explanation for the lack of sulking, the one new variable in the equation, Y/N L/N. It was their first time attending a game night with Bokuto and from the looks of it, he was actually enjoying it even though he was losing horrendously.

“Bokuto you can’t just give Y/N what’s left of your money and properties that’s cheating.”

Y/N bursts into laughter as Bokuto looks up to his friends like a deer in headlights, caught red-handed offering them some of his money even though they were currently winning.

“Why not?” Bokuto asked, tilting his head at Kuroo. 

Y/N grinned, “yeah Kuroo, why not? Bokuto and I are partners now,” they look back to Bokuto, “right?”

In response, he nods rather enthusiastically, moving closer to them and nearly making a mess of the entire board as he does so, bringing what was left of his assets along with him.

As Kuroo prepared to protest, Akaashi simply brought a hand to his shoulder, shaking his head. “It’s probably better this way.” He says.

Kuroo has a feeling that from the way Kenma had begun to silently fume, it was not better this way. Especially as the boy grabbed Kuroo’s arm and yanked him closer, “Kuroo give me all your properties.”

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NOTE: pls this took so long im sorry my inspiration has been in the GUTTER. this was pure crack tbh.

Pairing: Teushima x reader, Tendo x reader, Suna x reader gn!reader

Warnings: Some suggestive stuff but no nsfw, piercings and tattoos, edibles/weed

A/n: I’m so glad this popped in my brain this idea is scrumptious, sorry this took so long

@killkuma @byougen no explanation

you too can be SLANDERED. just click here for your diagnosis.

And exactly nobody was surprised.

ZERO PERCENT CLOWNING????

What even is this diagnosis?!?! What algorithm is this based on?? it is clearly flawed I'd like to speak to the manager.

Thanks for the tag @yespolkadotkitty & @ladytrashbird 😘

This is so false the horny should be far higher than this (CiCi I believe it’s taken your 90% clown score and given it to me @astroboots?)

Somehow I'm both surprised and completely unsurprised that I am almost nonexistent horny. And yet I am feral baby.

surprised and not? like clownery and stupidness are much higher than this i can guarantee literally could ask anyone 🤡

Lmao ‘cursed horny baby’ 😂🥸😩🙂

if it doesn't, then maybe it should, so, i wanna explain:

México🇲🇽

we are actually about to run out of water: 85% of the mexican territory is in a draught, the worst in 30 years, they say. and there's lakes that are disappearing.

government is spreading "tips" and "infographics" about how to save some water when they're allowing companies like coca-cola and pepsi; cemex, bonafont and bimbo to have leverage in aquifers and they let them own basically 70% of the water in the country thanks to the National Waters Law (Ley de Aguas Nacionales)

oh and just last night (may 3rd) the 12th metro line collapsed in México City and 23 people died. everyone is blaming it on the 2 previous governments' corruption for using cheap materials and rushing to finish it and inaugurate it before it was actually ready

Honduras🇭🇳

same as México, they're running out of water, so far three states are totally out of it, which is around 1.4 million people.

the press has been calling it the worst draught in the history of the country SINCE LAST YEAR

besides the government has stopped buying vaccines and they're leaving around 70% of the population without a vaccination...

Paraguay🇵🇾

there's no space left in the hospitals, the government stole the 1.6k million usd loan that the country got for health care related buys during the pandemic and left the hospitals alone to their luck. people have to sell their things; from their TV's and fridges to their cars, houses, bodies... there's actual people recurring to prostitution so they can buy medicine the government is supposed to be providing

Brasil🇧🇷

Nicaragua🇳🇮

Argentina🇦🇷

Belize🇧🇿

Guatemala🇬🇹

they've been having a hard economic crisis; again, surprise surprise, the government has stolen 14 million quetzales (1.8million usd) that was destined to the healthcare department: since the pandemic started people has been fired by hordes, there's no jobs, there's no money, there's no more safe hospitals or doctors to work in them, or equipment. and the president approved the 2021 budget in the middle of the night and took away money from the health and the education departments, leading to massive protests that, as you have guessed, were repressed with police violence.

Costa Rica🇨🇷

government actually created an espionage agency, the UPAD, they're fining people for being outside hiding behind the excuse of the pandemic; which is making hospitals collapse, they passed a recessive tax reform, the Electoral Supreme Court was scammed in the latest elections and they're actually seeking to create a higher rank power, a "superminister", higher than a president, who can hold the three powers of the nation (dictatorship, everyone?)

Uruguay🇺🇾

Perú🇵🇪

they're enduring a huge political crisis, they have to chose a president and their only two options are: a leftist man that wants to take all the agricultural land and divide it in equal parts, doesn't support lgbtttiq rights, privatize almost all services and more reforms that would lead to massive firings AND a woman that it's being investigated for fraud and money laundering and that descends from one of the biggest peruvian dictators and wants to get him out of prison.

this uncertainty of course has made the usd price to sky rocket (because what else is new) and now the prices of everything are rising as well, and the wages? they're staying still

reports on the presidential debate

El Salvador🇸🇻

another political crisis: the president along with the congress (which is mostly sitting his party) dismissed and basically fired the judges of the supreme court and the attorney general. and recommended/nominated new ones from his party, opening the way to the totalitarianism and welp, the end of democracy in the country: dictatorship.

the people is outraged and the international community along with the America States Organization are rejecting this horrid violation to the Constitution of El Salvador but the panorama is still uncertain.

Colombia🇨🇴

the government of Ivan Duque just has been in the process of passing a tax reform to collect around 25 billion Colombian pesos (around 6.5k billion usd) through taxes without raising the minimum wages; this would throw the country in an economic crisis that would impact the lower and middle classes and it would take products off the basic market basket.

the people of Colombia have been marching and protesting about this and the government has replied with police violence, they have their own anti-raid police, the ESMAD, and they have orders to shoot to kill, the process now has paused because of the protest.

there isn't yet an exact number on the death count but what the people is sure of is that they're gonna try to hide it along with the number of rapings and tortures the police has been conducting.

Chile🇨🇱

in 2019 chilean government rose the price of the metro/subway and there were protests and marches and manifestations, which led, of course, to policial repression, this was a whole ordeal that was condemned by the UN, now, the people is tired that the same government hasn't dealt properly with the sanitary contingency so they starter planing a huge strike; dozens of worker unions planning to march on april 30th to show that they're millions and they want the president out.

then the president was acused of crimes against humanity before the International Court of Human Rights for the repression of the 2019 protests...

Venezuela🇻🇪

well, if you haven't heard about the venezuelan crisis, you've been living under a rock: it's been going on for more than 20 years, venezuelan people live under a dictatorship (fucking incredible we still have those in the world), the police kills people that march and manifest, citizens don't have dignified access to: public transport, gas and gasoline, electricity, food, water, medicine and medical equipment let alone the covid vaccine.

and when the venezuelan people wanna leave the mediocre and deplorable conditions in which their government had made them live? conditions in which if you don't die of sickness, you get killed by a cop or killed in a robbery or killed on a raid? if you don't die of hunger you die of thirst? they raised the passport prices! and so the venezuelan people as a lot of people in Latinoamérica have to illegally migrate; and we all know how that's seen.

Puerto Rico🇵🇷

an immense femicide rise and Gender Violence alert.

Panamá🇵🇦

and all this happened within the last week.