Limitless

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

Firestorm is such a great bookshop down in Asheville, help them out!

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

Haha

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

thats adorable

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

She’s not exorcising him, nuns aren’t allowed. She’s just blessing him.

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

Reblog if you agree it's possible to be a big fan of someone without wanting a romantic or sexual relationship with them

If this doesn’t include most people I will be sad