thekattૐ

what do you mean tried

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

*goes on my blog to see what i’ve been thinking lately*

what’s the punchline here

wait

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude

It was the 90′s you were legally obliged to dress like that.

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

thank you

Three bears went through my trash

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

New cryptid

a little less interesting, and yet so much more comforting