$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap
@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
PR's Tumblrdome
Sade Olutola
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@kittykittencattycat
I Will Fall In Love With You Over And Over Again, I Dont Care How, When, Or When. No Matter How Long It's Been, You're Mine! Don't Tell Me Your Not The Same Person, You're Always My Husband And I've Been Waiting....Waiting...Waiting...Waiting....Waiting...Waiting, oh!
For...you.
-Penelope. The Ithaca Saga.
Some People can't wait 5 minutes, she waited 20 years
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Odysseus: Sweetie, Penelope, I need to tell you about Circe
Penelope: oh that witch? What did you do?
Odysseus: I mightve...knocked her up?
Penelope: WHAT?! You know what? Atleast it was to get back to me
Odysseus: You know what, I'll tell you about Calypso tomorrow. *Runs*
POV: that "just enjoy the show" Edit but based on Greek Mythology
Demeter: I want my daughter back
Apollo: I want my lovers back
Prometheus: I want my freedom back
Zeus: just enjoy the show!
Hephaestus: I want My Wife back
Aphrodite: I want Ares back
Odysseus: I want Polities back
Zeus: Just enjoy the show....
Where Do Baby gods come from?
Aphrodite: Someone's balls Fell into the ocean and became a woman.
Vishnu and Shiva: Vishnu came out of Shivas ankle, and then Shiva came out of Vishnu's eyebrows.
Dionysius: Mom and Dad hugged... which burned the mom alive, so naturally, the father put the fetus in his thigh... which made the fetus immortal.
Huitzilopochtli: A ball of feathers Fell next to A woman, so naturally, a man popped out of her and killed all her other children.
Heimdall: Odin knocked up 9 different women, and they all gave birth to one boy.
Itztlacoliuhqui: a god got shot in the face.
Gaea, Nyx, Erebus & Tartarus: Chaos.
POV: Every time The Oracle starts spouting Nonsense
Percy: Oracle, I believe Theres a prophecy I must hear
Oracle: I ain't saying what I saying that you think I saying, but if you think I'm saying what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, and imma say this, we're gonna leave it there.
Percy: Wut?
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Rhea *confused*: Kronos, have you seen our babies? And what's that strange thing your eating
Kronos: I ate them-
Rhea: WHAT THE-
How I imagine Hera found out Zeus had eaten his consort and in results, his child
Hera: Zeus, have you seen Metis?
Zeus: Yes. Why?
Hera: where is she?
Zeus: *points to his stomach*
Hera: *confused*
Hera: *realising*
Hera: WHAT THE-
Greek Mythology in one sentence: Apollo being gay while Zeus is unfaithful and Hera has a power trip daily, all while Smiting and Ruining the lives of mortals
Annabeth: Stop pronouncing the "T" when you speak English, don't say Identify, say identify. *Says the second identify without a T so its Idenify*
Leo: British? Bri-ish
Nico: Tattoo! A-oo!
Annabeth: Stop That!
Piper: S-op ha?
Jason: twenty-twenty-two! Weny-weny-wo!
shirts percy would wear
Found This, so cute
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