hamster levels of self preservation

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

I love Alice Isn’t Dead. It’s so American. Imagine if there was a highway. 😟

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

"i asked ai" well i listened to coldmirror's podcasts and now i have a vast range of trivia that i wouldn't have come across otherwise

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

sometimes a family is two male business partners, a wealthy french socialite, a superhero and his sidekick, and a man with big feelings about the cold war, and a ghorse