hamster levels of self preservation

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

could you lie

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

literally every anti-polyamory caricature I've ever seen has just been filled with this latent rage that people that are "ugly" or "weird" are able to be desired by multiple people. fat people, autistic people, people who talk weird or have disabilities or even who are a bit cringey about their relationships - there's just a desire to discredit the fact that they're wanted and loved by portraying their relationships as intrinsically shallow. it could not be more of a self-admitting L if it tried to be. mad that people you hate are still capable of being wanted aren't you!

intrinsic in anti-polyamory caricature also is often the assumption that "weird" and "ugly" people are simply settling for each other because they can't get anything "better." it's the assumption that monogamy with normatively attractive people Must be the universally desired ideal and that anyone who doesn't want it is either lying to themself or is simply a pervert. which is, again, a self-admitting L. just say you're shallow and you can't understand why people might want different things than you do lmao