Cadavera Vero Innumera

Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me

is this bakudeku

It sure the fuck is not its me tearing into a mutton leg surrounded by burly dudes who care for me so much

Is it ok if I say some baby seals look weird as hell

No

No

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

Sometimes I wanna start a movement where Europeans (like me) just a adopt an American as saving them from Hell™. Like Cas lifting Dean outta Hell

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins