Galvatron's beloved ipad which he has somehow managed to not crush within his big strong hands

Ya know what? Hell yeah, I can appreciate a milf.

Warnings : mild horny but nothing explicit but still 18+ only please!

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Smokescreen has to hold a servo up when they first encounter you, leaving Arcee and Bee confused until he spoke, “Mark me down as scared and horny.”

He did get smacked for it, and then got smacked around by you when they approached or got to close to what you considered your den. You weren’t very friendly at first, until Optimus had to be called in and actually speak with you to let you know he and his team mean no harm. At least that’s what Smokescreen thinks what happened, he heard none of it and was busy staring at you in your robot form.

Despite the stern glare on your face plate, he was very much into this.

Of course once you considered the autobots your own, you were around more often and more or less had Smokescreen hanging off of you, your care for the team was beyond sweet for a giant predacon that towered over everyone. How you shift into your alt mode and curl around the couch to watch the tv with him and Bee.

If they can’t find Smokescreen he’s with you trying to figure out how preadcons court cause he needs you to be his yesterday, he is the text book definition of down bad.

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Ratchet, two milfs they might kiss! At first like always he’s annoyed by you, how curious you seem to be over his tools and such, but surprisingly you two make a good team. Anytime someone is hurt you scruff them and bring them to him. He scolds and you stand behind him with a stern and disappointed expression, making whoever got hurt feel guilty for rushing in to a mission.

Your strength and power alone gets him smitten though he tries to deny it. You are very protective over the autobots and have shown time and time again how you are willing to risk your life for them, even if that means it’s your turn to earn ratchet’s scolding.

He’s not free though, he tries so hard to act like he hates and loathes when you pick him up and take him to his habsuite, just to curl around him in your alt mode and keep him pinned, he can’t work if his giant predacon spouse is laying across him. Stupidly finds your strength and height over him attractive, more so when you purr lowly and lean over him, trying to show him affection.

Ratchet gets too flustered for this.

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Predaking, a list like this wouldn’t be complete without the King himself, and oh is he smitten. You, who are so strong and fiercely protective over your den in which he found you in, you, who actually stood a chance against him, growling deeply as you told him to back off.

It’s not surprising he returns to your cave and dropping mass amounts of energon at the entrance, your stern glance only makes his spark sing and oh by the stars how his tail wags when you accept his offering. Predaking like his big strong conjunx, you are so tender with the life living around your home, and so aggressive in battle! He adores he doesn’t have to hold back with you, know you can take whatever he can give you.

The only one who can command him easily with just an upset sound.

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(Bonus round!)

Bumblebee took one look at your thighs, took one look at your size, and took one look at you and decided he already knew how he wanted to offline, if it is not by your thighs alone then he is a coward and weak. He truly is a little Bee buzzing around a great big dog.

Anytime you show up or the team finds you he’s sliding across the ground to close the distance, arms around your pedes and helm buried into your lower stomach. He’s very easy to pick up, but you honestly don’t need to with how he climbs you and sits on your shoulder with ease, always beeping happily.

He’s already told Arcee he is not going to survive your spike but he will try his damnest like a true warrior.

( it it's okay to request it)

Only doing Leona and Malleus since it's 2 characters per ask.

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Being the older sibling to the shrouds is taxing. The weight of the company's secrets, a lack of freedom when you were a free spirit, and the countdown until you can't leave the island. So when you get the chance to visit your brothers you take it.

You got a special pass to be on campus from the headmaster though he insisted you see the entire school in exchange. Probably to show off and secure funding in the form of donations. The Shroud family had already been generous what's a bit more?

Meeting Leona has been interesting. The lazy man barely opened his eyes while you were being introduced to him. But you felt his eyes on you, reading you, deciding if you were predator or prey. You still don't know what placement you've gotten.

For Leona meeting you was a chore, at least at first. All he knew was some rich kid was coming to tour the dorms and he had to meet them. Not unlike back home where he had to meet dignitaries on the regular. But you being a woman threw it off a bit.

With his upbringing he respected women, and yet he couldn't deny if your eyes were sharp enough to notice, that he had been taking in your body and scent. And he'd give it to you those pinky violet flames were mesmerizing.

He didn't give you much attention figuring this was a one off meeting, he had enough on his plate as is. He didn't need to put more effort into remembering you. If he sees you again maybe he'll find it somewhat worth it to remember you as more then firey hair.

Your meeting with Malleus is different. It had been the vice dorm leader who had given you the tour. The short man was amusing, but apparently the dorm leader was busy. You knew fae viewed time different then the average person so you knew it was likely that rather then him actually being busy.

You were proven correct because by chance you bumped into him at the old ramshackle building. You had been trying to meet the magic less prefect. Instead you bumped into a dragon fae. You recognized him from the various files the Shrouds had on strong mages.

It was rare anyone bumped into him, Malleus infact found it amusing the way you apologized but didn't grovel. You were lucky he was in a good mood. He finds your hair lovely and he liked how you treated him like a normal person, but he assumed being from the Shroud family you felt equal to Royalty. How adorable.

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