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Sometimes after a particularly tiring day, Yue Qingyuan likes to close his eyes and mentally play a dead-wife-montage of Shen Jiu, only instead of soft lighting and lazy smiles in bed, it's him snarling and verbally obliterating people who annoyed YQY that day

Shen Jiu only has one tea pet and it’s a butt ugly dog-bear thing with big sad eyes Ning Yingying made for him. Apparently it was inspired by the sight of the sect leader waiting outside the bamboo house in the pouring rain. It is one of his most treasured possessions. He loves pouring scalding water on it.

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

psychiatrist at arkham asylum talking to the riddler

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

there's a special type of hell called listening to a podcast discussing a piece of media that you are knowledgeable in and which the hosts know very little about

the podcaster just said he thought Superman was "just a big dumb guy" and I shouted wordlessly out loud in my car

Batflek desperately needed a half dozen late teens-mid twenty somethings popping in and out harassing him through every movie the same way that Battinson desperately needs an eight year old that craves violence.

Specifically that man needed to be bullied by Stephanie Brown

Batman is just better with his kids around. Like, as a concept.

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......