Hi i’m Linus

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

twelfth night is an insane play like oh I fell in love with this girl because I thought she was a guy and obviously I can't marry her so I'll marry her practically identical twin brother I've only just met instead. because I'm straight. I'm straight. It's because I'm straight