Starry Eyes

cash app link culture was popularized by sex workers who are now routinely banned from the platforms they were instrumental in building. pass it on.

all your favorite cash apps built their platforms on the backs of sex workers and then banned sex workers when they got big enough to run shit without them. square cash, circle pay, venmo, gift rocket, even fucking patreon. all patronized predominantly by sex workers at first, all banned sex workers as soon as they got off the ground.

This is what ur sims watch

if ur on the brink of breaking up w your lad and hoping that actually a baby will fix ur relationship i want u to know that in 3 years time you'll be sat in a cheap restaurant, head resting on ur hand, watching something like this out the corner of ur eye as the child you dont love stares blankly at it and ur lad downs a half pint at the bar 'cos he's as sick to death of the both of you as you are with him

this kid sneezed right on another kids head while he was tying his shoe & the sneezed-upon kid goes “WHYD YOU BLESSYOU ON ME???🤬🤬🤬”

also heard today, while on computers: "it keeps dissing appear"

todays quote: “i finished my apple johnnyseed book”

bootyshorts with this printed on them

You wouldn't get this on other websites

had the phrase “like the handgun in the first aid cabinet” come to me in a dream and damn that’s evocative. fuck if i know what it evokes though.

Oh, I like this a lot, actually. I hang my first aid cabinet on the wall so whenever someone is hurt and needs help, I can put my hands on the necessary item right away. Bandages, lidocane, disinfectant, a thermometer, it all has a home and it all says something about how I fix things. You can open my first aid kit and the bandaids have cartoon characters on them and there’s a small-size ankle wrap for little ankles and that tells you a lot about what problems I expect to encounter. If you open a first aid cabinet and the only thing in there is a handgun, it’s going to tell you a lot about the problems that person thinks they’re going to be facing and how they plan to deal with it.

If your toolbox only has a hammer in it, every problem is gonna start to look like a nail.

Sometimes the only way to save one life is to end another.

It’s the last aid cabinet.

when brains r like "today i will not brain" my brother in christ you are a brain

this went from 13K to 15K in two days flat, is everybody... okay?

Actually I think being good at minor crime like buying drugs and pirating media are very important life skills that everyone should try to cultivate.

dont forget shoplifting

Yea! Don’t forget shoplifting!

I think one of the central functions of structural ableism is the simultaneous stripping of resources and autonomy and one of the most common ways of doing this is whenever disabled people demand resources, abled society says “then you must surrender autonomy” and when disabled people demand autonomy, abled society says “then you must surrender resources”

Image: A tweet by mmgillwriter, that says “11,000 people were released from federal prison during the pandemic and put on home confinement. 17 reoffended. That’s a 0.15 percent recidivism rate. No typo. Now guess: How many of these folks didn’t need to be in prison so long in the first place?“ End image.

The student loan debt thing got me thinking. Fuck the founding fathers of course, but "I am compelled to study war and politics so that my sons might have liberty to study philosophy and mathematics" is a great line and I think about it every time some fool starts complaining that life doesn't suck as much as it used to

and im pretty sure the second half of the quote is smth like "so that their sons might have liberty to study arts"

Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"