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The first lesson in sex ed class should be how much money it costs to care for a child.

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

This shit is wild.

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

Sorry, what year is this again??

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

AYANA WAS ROBBED

AYANA WILL WIN PROJECT RUNWAY 16

I can't with this story line. Who hacks a hospital? Come on.

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

i worked as a cashier at a supermarket for a while. I was 18 at that point and the customer this story is about was a dude in hins 40s-50s. I rang his stuff up regularly an we didn’t even chat a lot except for the regular “hello, was everything fine?” bla bla. then suddenly he mumbles something about rings. me being the idiot i am thought he wanted to buy a ring and was like “um no we dont sell rings, we are a supermarket?” but then he goes “no i said: i see that you aren’t wearing a ring” i was kind baffled and said “um yes” “can i take you out for a coffee sometime?” (remember that dude is double my age!) “no thank you, i have a boyfriend” i said (truthfully) and (i dont know what brought me to say that) “Also I think we might not be the same age group” “ Well how old are you?” “18” “Ah, it’s legal, so we should be fine” and then he winked. wtf?? i just asked for his money, let him pay and luckily he left without any more comments

I was wiping down the door today and all of a sudden a customer who was easily twice my age comes up behind me and goes "I should bring you home with me." This shit is creepy not funny you guys.

I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire