Jade Claymore >>>>

The emotions I am feeling today

The pose! JADE'S FACE! @somewillwin thank you so much!!!

using therapyspeak but exclusively in utterly ridiculous situations where it makes no material difference because it's funny

standing in a haunted house with my arms folded going "i know that hallway wasn't there before, you're just trying to gaslight me. textbook controlling personality type." and a ceiling beam falls on my head

sorry for liking when women got blood all over em but i'm a feminist

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

Why stop at pride? No cops anywhere