nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

i have an insatiable hunger for connection and an inescapable urge to isolate myself from others and they play catch with my mortal soul like it’s some kind of bean bag or something

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong