GRiM!

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

last night the AI spell check on powerpoint kept giving me a red squiggle under "to" in a sentence that was like "i will have to send this to the dry cleaner" telling me that i should switch it to say "also" or "in addition" when that's not even remotely correct like it wanted me to type "i will have to send this also the dry cleaner" (incoherent) & when i tried to use adobe lightroom for the first time for the same assignment the AI kept forcing a mask on a small section of the photo so all my edits would only change this tiny part of the image and nothing i did could get it to stop generating the mask i had to just use a different program. the fact that this shit isn't even functional is so annoying like they force it into software that was otherwise passable and it doesn't even work it actually makes the program harder to use it's incredibly embarrassing