daydreaming into the night

or else

Guys my cat is so polite

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

cat legal theorists currentlé hard at work on analysis of this issue

here they are in their chambers … consideringe precedent … formulatinge opinion

Meow

if this ain’t the gotdamn mood

Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for

Look at this gem.

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3 

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

it’s just one of those croissant days

she snug!

One of the best parts of being in a relationship is hating on the same stuff together :)

what up, I’m Jared, I’m year 2 and I never fucking learned how to read