[bestial screech]

Delicate lil man

..hmmm..

Who wants to be executor of my smut?

Queerplatonic bondage: Those dudebros who duct tape their friends to the ceiling at parties

that’s spinach, baby

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ten stupid things i’ve done out of a compulsive need to be liked (cringe compilation)

Remind me again why the stereotypical “smart” character is always some antisocial atheist pseudo-nihilist who doesn’t believe in love and thinks emotions are unimportant like literally none of those things have anything to do with intelligence and most of them are hallmarks of stupidity.

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

gorillaz brain: feel good

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day