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the summer hikaru died is a horrible tragedy about being the only gay people in your hometown and how that complicates the experience of realizing your feelings for someone, the sense of isolation and otherness you feel growing up and knowing that youre different. it's also the series where a teenage boy falls off a cliff and dies because he stopped to look at a tree shaped like a sexy lady. im not kidding btw that's literally how original hikaru died. that's the inciting incident of this whole series. he went AWOOGA and ate shit so bad he died in the forest and that's how he got replaced by an eldritch entity. anyway everybody should watch the anime the first ep is out now

If yall haven’t read this fanfic yet GO DO IT DO IT NOW!!!! I’ve been diving into tshd fics lately and this one is the first one to make me cry. I’m literally not exaggerating this is not hyperbole.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

im legit embarrassed but i really do wonder if i've spent 5figures on furry commissions this year bc i have a lot and i really did not buy or save this year at all outside of those

back in ye olden days times, they would have called you a patron of the arts. sooo… yeah. give that a little think.

this artist!!!! THE ART *MWAH*

i love you transgender internet perverts thank you for existing. if it weren’t for transgender internet perverts i’d have thought i was an unloveable freak forever

INCREDIBLE NEWS!!!!!: THE NOTES OF THIS POST ARE FILLED WITH AN ABUNDANCE OF TRANSGENDER INTERNET PERVERTS

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

The next big tumblr meme is [x]berry I think.

i gave you a warningberry.

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

although actually i was being extra glib in that last post because a lot of people who consider themselves good often commit harm on purpose and then pat themselves on the back for it, because they're good so the harm they do must be good. key words to look out for are "teach [you/them] a lesson", "[you/they] deserve it", "[this punishment i am choosing to enact is] natural consequences for your actions" and other similar phrases that imply a hierarchy of desert. the person being harmed deserves to be harmed; the person doing the harm deserves to be praised for it. "you're hurting me" is not a valid defense, because you deserve to be hurt and it is good that you are hurt. you can see this outlook everywhere but the nuclear family is a particularly great place to find it ime