@kamradumb

hi my forever parasite. it’s your birthday. this is truly my favorite day of the whole year because it’s your day and you’re my favorite person. can you believe we’ve gotten here already? it feels like just yesterday i kissed you for the first time then had to leave for what seemed like forever before i could do it again. you’re my absolutely best friend and partner in crime. your freak matches my freak and that’s dangerous for everyone else. i can’t wait to marry you and spend the rest of forever bugging you. you’re the best dog mom. the best person. the kindest soul covered in a gremlin costume trying to be a girl. i hope you have the best day baby girl you deserve it. i love you bro. happy birthday