nikki • 29 • main @radioregine (i follow from here)
> welcome to my sideblog about the squared circle.
> someone once told me that i sound like i watch pro wrestling "as a sociological experiment". i def think that captures the essence of my insane interest in this sport. ofc, i love it for what it is — i'm forever in awe at the sheer artistry and athletics — but i also have an English degree, and two decades of experience getting deconstructive with various fandoms' material; me getting hella meta with rasslin' was inevitable.
>> follow me if: you're into queer theory, disaster bisexuals, blood, aesthetics, rpf, multimedia recs (matches, merch, & more)
>> avoid me if: you don't believe that i'm self-aware enough to know i'm not actually privy to the inner workings of wrestlers' lives
promotions i post the most:
wwf / wwe | aew | wcw | ecw | tna
general tag directory below:
#on wrestling (general meta from me & others)
#kismet has a kiki (opinions/personal essays)
#kismet fanfic (my fics)
#fanfic (other folks' fics)
#matches (links/references to full matches)
#in action (gifs/clips of specific spots/moments)
#ring gear (sick entrance & ring attire)
#title belts (sick championship belt designs)
#merch (shirts, action figures, etc)
#video games (rasslin'-related games)
#books (rasslin'-related books)
#blood (blood ❣️)
[this is not a complete list of every single common tag i use on this blog, but it's a good jumping-off point to lead you down some pleasant rabbit holes]
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Fashion Friday moment of the day: The prettiest princess Shawn Michaels at backstage cut his promo for his match against Sycho Sid for WWF World Championship on Royal Rumble!
finally typed up the vent fic i wrote when i was in the hospital last month ✌🏾
it's virtually unedited except for like, one extra sentence i added just now for readability/clarity. wanted to keep it p much as-is to ... not quite commemorate the experience but to just document how i was able to still make cute art during one of the lowest points in my life
anyway!
m-rated bretshawn rehab vignette below (~600wds)
(minors dni)
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A beacon of light appeared outside Shawn's window.
It was pink and black and named Bret Hart.
Shawn stared at his own moonlit reflection in Bret's mirrored glasses as he climbed in. "Well," Shawn said, "You're no Romeo."
"And you're no Winona," Bret retorted, referencing Girl, Interrupted from the year prior, "but you'll do." He clambered over the windowsill (thank God for first-floor rooms!) into his boyfriend's waiting arms.
Shawn buried his face in the crook of Bret's neck and hummed. "Never thought you'd skip visiting hours." He kissed the corded muscle where neck met shoulder and clutched Bret tighter when he shivered in response. "How'd you pull it off?"
"Never thought you'd screw me the un-fun way, but we're all full of surprises."
Shawn took the dig on the chin. They both knew this stint in brain jail rehab was his karma for Montreal. That they were still a couple was a miracle. That Bret even wanted to see him in this state — with overgrown stubble and lank lustre to his hair and all-over staleness from the poor excuses for showers allowed here — was an even bigger miracle. He listened as Bret told him about some strings the McMahons pulled by way of a friend of Hunter's who worked night security at the hospital. It was a one-and-done deal that expired "at Cinderella time".
Shawn pulled back and touched his forehead to Bret's. "Midnight, huh?" He nuzzled his nose. "It's a little after eleven, now."
Bret slowly backed him into the door. Shawn had no roommate, and no lock, so the weight of their bodies would be the only thing separating them from the night nurses' discovery.
Bret slid off his shades. He stared with his serious, serious eyes, and said they had more than enough time for what he wanted to do to Shawn.
Bret got him off a few times, strong and smooth with it like he was wont to be in the ring and everything. He kissed Shawn to keep him quiet. It worked well — the only sounds came from the meeting of lips and tongue over and over. From the slick drag of Bret's hand working its magic. Shawn tangled his fingers in his boyfriend's hair and thought about how much he wanted Bret inside. Or wanted inside of Bret. Either would be heaven had they a little more time. He kept the thought inside his head, for if it left his mouth he knew he'd be moaning about it loud enough for the night nurses to hear him on their rounds.
When he finished a third time, he did let himself say I love you. Barely more than a breath, really. Spoke the words right into Bret's mouth and Bret ate them up with a smile.
"Love you too," Bret said softly. "When you're not giving me beard burn, I love you more."
Shawn huffed a laugh. "They won't let me have razors yet."
"You said so in your letters." Bret pulled off one last stroke to make Shawn squirm, then quietly sucked the come off his fingers so they were clean enough to grab the straight razor hidden in the lining of his leather jacket.
He held it in front of Shawn's face.
Shawn stared so hard it felt like his eyes would pop out of his head.
"Fuck, baby," Shawn sighed, pawing at Bret's sides. Sneaking orgasms and contraband items? The Hitman was a goddamn treasure. "Wish I could do a little something for you."
Bret smiled. "Just hold real still for me. We're not trying to get any color, here."
When staff saw him clean-shaven the next morning, Shawn fed them a story about a night worker who bent the rules to make him feel good.
Wrestlers in the 80s used to get footjobs from bears and grow up to the sound of men screaming in their basement and we wonder why they turned out that way
This survey was sparked by talking to my uncle about old WWE gimmicks like Goldust and Bill & Chuck, as he had some very interesting opinions on them and their influence on the ability of wrestlers today to have queer gimmicks.
So what I aim to gather in this survey is a list of queer wrestlers/gimmicks, especially older ones (70s to like 2015ish) as I've only stared watching recently and the older wrestling I am familiar with is very specific. This will give me a spot to start with my personal research.
I welcome examples of both 'good' and 'bad' representation from any region and era. Even if you think someone's been nominated you should still submit them, I want a range of opinions and you never know they might not have!
I'm interested in looking at the evolution of queerness represented in wrestling. Answers to this form will give me a starting point. As of
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The thing about professional wrestling that I find really and truly fascinating is that it takes place in a setting where
Magic is unambiguously real
That fact is completely irrelevant 98% of the time and has little bearing on anything
Most settings where magic is real are about magic. The wizards are the main characters or the antagonists. The presence of ghosts or mutants comes up within the first three sentences of any reasonable summary, or is a major plot twist that changes the entire story.
Meanwhile pro wrestling is a combat sport with scripted outcomes and surrounding storylines. "And also sometimes they do necromancy" is such an extraneous detail not worth mentioning. But also I cannot stress enough that sometimes they do necromancy.
You can go an entire show with zero wizard nonsense, but at any given point on any show in any promotion it wouldn't be shocking for a wizard (or demon or alien or vampire etc) to appear.
The wizards don't even win particularly often. Having actual magic powers that you use to cheat is actually somewhat less effective than "hitting someone with a blunt object while the referee is distracted" or "being large".
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ik it's been v sporadic posting on here but if youve peeked at my main you'll know ive been Going Thru It the past few weeks ... things are much better/more hopeful now and part of what helped was writing hartbreak vent fic while i was hospitalized lmfaooo
anyway when i have more energy l8r ill type it up and post it. it's v v vibes-y / afflicted w 'guys floating in a room syndrome' but im not editing it bc i want it to represent a moment in time
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