I Always Wear Pants

PM Seymour is like Thomas Sanders back in the day if you say their name they’ll just APPEAR with half a burrito in hand like, “Wassup.”

Ayo, where’s the other half of my burrito?

Have you checked the dog’s bowl?

the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[European voice] "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? You mean like from Fallout?"

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.