steer clear of this queer

The reveal of Azealia Banks murdering chickens for 3 years for ritualistic sacrifices is the only natural way to end 2016 

i thought this was a shitpost and then i googled and 

i swear to god dont make me fact check an assumed shitpost.

Its real

can everyone go shame amanda for not updating her school on facebook like….stop being a 40 year old dad and Be Up to Date

Also shame her for not watching star wars rebels

maybe the real yeets were the fuckin sips we took along the way

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

artichoke me

i’m the best kind of girlfriend bc i love both dogs and cats… we can have both 

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon