the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

Hemingway wishes he could

Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

i think about this every time i use tinder

this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty

God,,,,is a woman

thats jimmy john

Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.