Claire_

this is the most powerful post on this entire damned site

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

This is literally the funniest video on this entire site

parent: [sees daughter] what is this? a servant?

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

Putting this out into the universe

Reblog if you want a really inappropriate anonymous compliment.

just saying but i think i had a pretty rough year and i deserve some of that romantic love type stuff

this is the best thing ever

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR