Crazy Rabid Fangirl

I just recently became a simp for him a couple months ago, but I'm happy for more content from the Resident evil Creators!

What really gets me is that he’s looking at the guy who will kill his E1 doppelganger, and also E1 Tess… And if Harry’s wife on E2 was Tess as well, that would be a real kick in the teeth, to lose the person you love in one world, and then come to another and discover this dick murdered her there. (And Jesse never even got to exist.)

You got me :D at “ship tag” but then @politeandnotgay got me sad :( I dunno, So what if Jesse had existed and Eo had to play dad :?

i’m a slut for AUs, lol

Has anyone written this yet?!

simply not a force to be fucked with

@dumbass-de-lioncourt

Love this!

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

You do the crime, you get the crime.

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

He is gay, and does crimes.

I like Crime man

And Crime Man likes you too

¿ what are his Powers?

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

Now this sounds Awesome!

… Like getting hit by a train and feeling every car roll over you.

Welp, I'm adhd dieting wrong then. I get my adhd brain so distracted by something that I forget to eat.

for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

liking a post is literally useless here. we don’t have an algorithm. we see posts when people reblog them onto our dashes, they show up in a tag we’re following/searching, or they end up chucked into our recommended page (very inaccurate, basically just popular posts that may be vaguely related to your interests sometimes). liking doesn’t do anything. it’s just a button that’s there to show, hey, i saw this post. or you’re saving it for later

Welp, I just saved this from Facebook *checks date I saved it* early this morning. If that isn't Destiny, I dont know what is.

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

That's exactly why I wrote my Jack Harkness flirts with Malcolm Merlyn oneshot. Couldnt find one. And it wasn't explicit. Just apparently no one actually had the thought of Jack flirting with his arrowverse lookalike.

HE’S A WHAT?????????????????????????????????

tbh id just kind of assumed Hozier has always existed? like hes some kind of fae

lol hozier is my age. 

Same

Wait, 1990! I was born in December of 1991! He's 1 year older than me!