just a dumb horny queer stoner

can you tell this one felt really good

I'm literally deflating like a balloon

I took a ton of inulin and pigged on on some fast food and a milkshake. Needless to say I've turned myself into a blimp for the evening. I've been so bloated and backed up for the past hour and nothing is coming out, you should see how round my poor tummy is getting (๑•﹏•)

Gassy dude uncontrollably farts during a lecture, eventually having to leave the room.

gassy frat bro can’t control himself in class (sorry about the last post of this being broken- it should work for everyone now)

glutted myself with two dinners and too many mini chocolates and now my gut won’t stop protesting about it

I'm a bit intimidated by the cacophony of gas moving inside my gut...

I get so much gas. But I do love my heavy cream

Smash Alert ⚠️

The smell was really something else this time too. Like cabbage leaves left in dirty dishwater and left alone for a week...I could barely stand it...maybe you'd be up to the challenge? I was so bloated and really needed a brave soul to rub these rancid farts out of my poor tortured belly...

could’ve gone longer but i ran out of breath lol

another big one