Kingsmint

Also merlahad, don't get me started on merlahad, if kingsman was popular on tumblr today, they would've been doomed old man yaoi

This is my sign to rewatch the Kingsman movies, both of them this time

i am telling you right now, you dont gotta be canadian to attend this at all . https://www.dashcontwo.com/

Both Harry, Merlin and possibly any other agent must have had really close contact with explosions at one point right? Especially Harry because if I remember correctly, in the first movie, he was saved by a grenade in 1997, and then blown up by his own grenade while escaping the university and then the church scene, AND THEN in the golden circle where Merlin blew up. (i still refuse that merlin died so he’s alive and im being delusional shh). He could literally by hard of hearing, almost deaf, or have tinnitus.

Merlin as well but not a lot since he was just behind the desk, but when he exploded (and survived.) he most likely had some acoustic trauma as well.

EVEN EGGSY CAN YOU IMAGINE?? Even though bro was a field agent for a little while having done a few missions (evident in the golden circle when he pins his own newspaper articles on harry’s wall) being in the field often enough he would eventually also have acoustic trauma.

you honour i miss them

close ups!

1. Dude in a bar thinking he rented Eggsy for s3x

2. Saying he has a boyfriend to that christian lady

3. Cowboy dude calling him a f@ggot

4. Elton saying if he saves the world he can have a backstage pass for his show and blowing him a kiss