Jul 16, 2025
you know what? fuck you *turns your secret agents into animals
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you know what? fuck you *turns your secret agents into animals
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I just finished season 1 of the pitt and it finally occurred to me why it felt so familiar to me. People choosing which Robby ship to ship, Huckleberry or Rabbot, is like ppl picking btw shipping Hartwin or Merlahad in Kingsman. The hucklerabbot debate is just Merhartwin in a different font. (Maybe cursive?, get it, cus they're really fancy)
The ship dynamic btw is just this:
Fan-favorite old man with irreparable guilt from not being able to save someone close to him decides between getting with his best friend slash work partner of 20 plus years who will absolutely dom and praise/comfort him through it during sex or dicking down/domming the submissive competent new guy he mentors at work who eyes him constantly. But why choose when you can have both. ;)
Or at least this is occasionally the fanon interpretation of the characters. I know that all the characters don't really have much else in common with their crossover counterparts but they just reminded me of each other. Pls don't come at me.
they are married as fuck
merlahad apple
Guilt
me and my bitch wife (guess which one of them is the bitch wife)
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Just some Merlahad stuff
Merlin: I bloody hate dealing with MI6, Harry, do tha’ thing again, the one that scared Tanner last time we had a meeting.
Harry: *shrugs, takes off his eye patch and removes the fake eyeball*
Eggsy: No! It scares me too!!!
Merlin: Ye can sit behind us, lad. Or on the floor like the wee tot ye are.
Eggsy: *crawling under the table* I’m staying under here and I’m tying their shoelaces together!
Roxy: None of you are professional… see how many trackers you can get on them.
Harry: If you can give me an accurate reading of what shoes, socks and hemlines they all have, I’ll give you two extra vacation days next time you come back from a mission.
Roxy: Hey! *scrambles to join Eggsy under the table* fight me for it, I’ll win!
Harry: *sighs* calm down, you can both win.
Merlin: I imagine this is what having wee ones is like.
Harry: *smug grin* It was always going to be you that I got pregnant, Hamish. No others could bare my children.
Merlin: Ye ruined it already.
Roxy: ewwww they’re flirting!
Eggsy: We could flirt too?
Roxy: …you look pretty on your knees.
Eggsy: sheirbtkebfb you look pretty when I’m on my knees too!
Harry: They take after me, I think :)
Merlin: :/ yeah.
My dad : *makes me watch a good old spy movie cause I only ever watch depressing gay films and he wants to show me what real cinema is*
Me : *immediatly sprints to ao3 to read fanfics about the two spies having say gex* thank you father