Jul 16, 2025
you know what? fuck you *turns your secret agents into animals
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you know what? fuck you *turns your secret agents into animals
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I just finished season 1 of the pitt and it finally occurred to me why it felt so familiar to me. People choosing which Robby ship to ship, Huckleberry or Rabbot, is like ppl picking btw shipping Hartwin or Merlahad in Kingsman. The hucklerabbot debate is just Merhartwin in a different font. (Maybe cursive?, get it, cus they're really fancy)Â
The ship dynamic btw is just this:
Fan-favorite old man with irreparable guilt from not being able to save someone close to him decides between getting with his best friend slash work partner of 20 plus years who will absolutely dom and praise/comfort him through it during sex or dicking down/domming the submissive competent new guy he mentors at work who eyes him constantly. But why choose when you can have both. ;)Â
Or at least this is occasionally the fanon interpretation of the characters. I know that all the characters don't really have much else in common with their crossover counterparts but they just reminded me of each other. Pls don't come at me.Â
they are married as fuck
merlahad apple
Guilt
me and my bitch wife (guess which one of them is the bitch wife)
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Just some Merlahad stuff
My dad : *makes me watch a good old spy movie cause I only ever watch depressing gay films and he wants to show me what real cinema is*
Me : *immediatly sprints to ao3 to read fanfics about the two spies having say gex* thank you father
I quietly board the Merlahad, and I am grateful to everyone who makes content on this ship. But to be honest, I'm not thrilled with how often Harry is made out to be an incompetent fool, compared to Merlin. It's as if he only gets out because of his charisma and fighting skills. I'm just saying, Merlin is a genius in technology and weapons creation, but Harry's analytical skills are also excellent, and his intelligence is also huge.