when the sun has set, no candle can replace it

i didn't "get my wires crossed" i'm just wired wrong. there's a difference.

hate to say it but "art" and "patrick" are what a 14 year old names achilles and patroclus in their iliad high school au

if this were still a proper country (and i'm saying this objectively anthropologically etc) we would be seeing patrochilles -> e/r -> artpatrick reincarnation fic by now.... just a thought

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

also when ppl act like 20s is peak sexiness. im 26 so if you presented a 22 year old as the pinnacle of desirability i would morph into a chimpanzee and rip you limb from limb. WHAT am i supposed to do with someone who hasn't even gone thru the age 23 ego death

in my slut era (double tapping on posts and sending little red hearts to people left and right)

Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever