Nope

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

Alternatively just life so far

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

Can this be made into a children’s book so I can buy it for my future children?

I second this^^

yup

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life

me at the basketball game:  the kiss cam is a patriarchal installment that subjects human beings to unwanted attention and speculation, objectifying private emotions in exchange for the absence of public ridicule and abuse.  no I’m not jealous because I don’t have anyone to kiss.  I have five girlfriends they just all prefer to watch the game from home

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.