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AU: We never had petroleum products. People made moonshine in barrels, then shipped it out to a hot desert to refine it in solar stills.

That's it. That's the AU.

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Can we talk about the fact that in "The Next Phase", La Forge just casually chucked a Romulan across the room like he was Batman?

Because I feel that we don't spend enough time talking about the fact that Geordi La Forge just casually chucked a Romulan.

Through a wall.

Into space.

k-slash-s

1x08 - Miri

a-noone

Rand is done, and Bones has aged a decade just watching this bullshit.

I have been rewatching Voyager.

Katherine Janeway, how do you manage to make straight ships gay? Why are you gently stroking Tuvok's sensitive hands with cute little circles with your thumb? How come every time he has private Vulcan stuff going on, it has to involve you mind-melding with him, somehow? Why do you have a whole ass episode where you watch Tuvok die, in a redux of Spock's death in WoK, and you squeeze his hand the whole time? How come every time he has an emotion, you're there? Why does he speak your first name like a prayer?

What is going on with Chakotay, Katherine? Why are the two of you constantly zero inches apart? Why does it give "I'm showering, and she's pooping" vibes? Why does he hide Antarian cider just for you? Why does he know the story of how you adopted your dog? Why did you let him borrow the copy of Dante's Inferno that your fiancé gave you, Katherine?

You are all lesbians. All of you.

kylieminvogue

"STAR TREK" S1E14 - "Balance of Terror"

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homosexualpigeon

‘It’s better to be dead than to live alone in the body of a woman’ Janice just admit you’re trans you don’t need to kill Kirk about it

wulfhalls

spock displaying insane levels of devotion and loyalty: this is an entirely normal and logical course of action obviously.

a-noone

If you have ever written a fic where Spock tells Kirk they “can’t” because it will conflict with their duties to Starfleet, I need you to soak this into your eyeballs.

Spock does not give a single fuck about his duty to Starfleet when it comes to Kirk.

The fact that, in canon, Spock became Captain is just so unrealistic.

Komack or April would be like, “Spock you have orders”

And Spock would be like, “that’s nice, but I gotta scan all of space for Kirk for like ten years, fight me.”

n00dlel0af

windsweptinred

'Why do you always have to make everything gay?'

While the world swings ever further right... It feels like a moral duty.

a-noone

I will make it gay. Deal with it.

nat-20s

People probably assume that Spock seems to present similarly to autism because of his Vulcan heritage. Then they meet Amanda Grayson and they're like ooooooohhh.

nat-20s

Amanda Grayson, seeing an entire planet of people that don't usually have strong outwards emotional affects, try not to lie, and tend to take things quite literally: FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES!!!

sapphic-wasteland

YOUR STOMACH IS HOT. YOUR STOMACH IS SEXY. YOUR STOMACH IS BEAUTIFUL. YOUR STOMACH IS HANDSOME. LET IT OUT, BREATHE. YOU ARE SAFE HERE AND YOUR BODY IS A WORK OF ART TO ME.

xo, a dyke tired of bullshit ♡

a-noone

Amen.

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memecucker

I really dig the official Paralympics logo for the shooting competitions

heatandapathy

bonediggercharleston

New disability pride flag

a-most-beloved-fool

Leonard Nimoy as a person exudes such an aura of elegance that trekkies ROUTINELY forget that Spock is the clumsiest motherfucker on that whole damn ship, zero competition. Have we as a nation already forgotten about that time he accidentally alerted the Romulans to the Enterprise's location by tripping and landing on his console?? My boy is tottering about like a baby deer who doesn't know how to use his legs yet at every hour of the day!

fics be like: Spock stepped gracefully from the shuttle, moving with careful precision. Not a single speck of dust dared to mar that flawless Vulcan composure.

meanwhile, Spock:

a-noone

You know what? Yeah! More clumsy Spock!

blairhousemd

behind every evil gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

#Woof that chemistry tho #kira nerys #jadzia dax

rainclouds145

this is the plot of Space Seed, right?

olivrsm

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metalmonkee

Wonder what they’re thinking about - inspired by this post by papanowo

a-noone

Bond-pinging. They just love each other, and love being bonded, and so they mentally poke the bond every five minutes.

They do it when the bridge is quiet, and they do it when they're being shot at.

"Jim! ...hi."

"Spock! :D"

"Jim?"

"Spock!"

"Hello Jim."

"Hey, Spock."

"Jim."

"SPOCK."

the-oracle-of-the-lost

i know most people politely ignore the line in Sarek about Picard having attended Sarek's son's wedding (especially since once we actually see TNG-era Spock it's never mentioned or implied that he's married) but we're ignoring the much funnier possibility that after fucking up all of his other kids, Sarek had/adopted another son post-TOS and Spock has a third unnamed secret sibling out there.

a-noone

Head canon accepted. It’s totally another human.

S’chn T’Gai Denis

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