mexican girl can’t pronounce Louvre so she keeps saying lube

im so tired i feel like famnily guy death pose

just realized i had a full day of carbs and nothing else 😭 brioche then muffin then croissant then chips bro im gonna develop scurvy

you ever want to grab your fave fic writer by the shoulders and shake them and yell WRITE MORE until they poop out a new chapter

my tradcath uncle is secretly gay so after three drinks he turns into tradkatya the catholic drag queen

told some people i’m interested in doing either a masters or a doctorate in europe after my bachelors and it is so embarrassing to admit i have hopes and aspirations 💀 💀

just sat on a toilette so tall my feet didn’t touch the ground i need to die