Shahenor's Trashbin

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

aaaaaand my flesh is being stripped from bone by a swarm of demonic insects. great. great! just fucking great. yeah guys, help yourselves. don't bother asking me! it's not like I was going to use that to you know, freakin' live or anything!

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form