Me Grimlock am KING!

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“You Swoop ALWAYS weird!” He shouted right back. “WHAT HIM DO.”

Grimlock got hold of some paper and pencils ❤️

“Why do you say that?”

I need some specific parameters to decide whether or not I qualify. 

“Him Shiny? Who’s ‘Him Shiny’? Is that Jazz? Wait is that Tracks? Is it Tracks? I bet it’s Tracks. I’ve never kissed Tracks. I’ve kissed Jazz on the cheek. And I’ve kissed Prowl on the cheek. And I think I gave Ratchet a kiss on the cheek once. And maybe Hoist because he’s really sweet. And I’ve probably pecked Sideswipe. And definitely Sunstreaker. But not Tracks. And nothing like what would be in a movie…” 

"Him Princess not him shiny. Him shiny him Sunstreaker. You Blue-Streak talk faster than him Swoop."

But yeah! Sometimes! Not every bot gets kisses, only the bad ones!

I know you are, Bittylock, but what am I?

Dumb.

YEAH HUH! GROSSEST! .... After him Slag.

BOZO!

YOU DUMB FUCKING CLOWN!

YOU COPYCAT FIGHT ME GRIMLOCK!

“It can be fun though?” says Sideswipe, who stupidly engages before thinking real hard on what this situation may turn into in the next thirty seconds.

“I… uh…. Hmmm.” Welp. Okay. Fair. Still. This is hell and he doesn’t want to subject TC to it. Yet. That’ll be his nuclear option, calling for seeker backup. Grasping at straws, Sideswipe follows through with the only concrete idea that’s able to coalesce in his head. Is it a good one? Eh. That’s left to be determined.  He brings his fingers to his lips and whistles. It’s a shrill piercing sound that echoes through the halls, aaaaand- -not seconds later there’s a soft yip followed by the clumsy pattering of teeny paws. Vanta in all his awkward puppy glory ecstatically comes galloping into the hall. He only trips over himself once in the excitement, and is able to roll and flip himself back up right before bouncing around their peds. He was called. Clearly that means attention.  Awkwardly Sideswipe lowers his hands, and Vanta, a wiggly ball of energy, takes the opportunity to leap into his arms. “Whaaaaaat about puppy kisses instead?”

"Him Vanta!"

YEAH HUH! GROSSEST! .... After him Slag.

BOZO!

YOU DUMB FUCKING CLOWN!

But yeah! Sometimes! Not every bot gets kisses, only the bad ones!

You Smokey-puss bittybot. No me Grimlock.

YEAH HUH! GROSSEST! .... After him Slag.

BOZO!

YOU DUMB FUCKING CLOWN!

“It can be fun though?” says Sideswipe, who stupidly engages before thinking real hard on what this situation may turn into in the next thirty seconds.

Sideswipe’s processor grinds to a halt, and all thoughts derail. And explode. There are no survivors. Even getting snagged doesn’t register. “Uuuuuuuh, what? You want me to what???”

Keep up, Sideswipe.