The Greenest Fanboy

Hey, humans and Cybertronians! I’m Smokescreen, hottest Autobot on Cybertron, and Elite Guard Graduate! Feel free to send an ask, or maybe @ me!

Send ☑️🔞 and my muse will tick what they usually would welcome if it came from your muse, with no warning

bold options where ‘usually’ is 'almost always’

[ 🚢] a kiss on the lips

[ ] a french kiss (That would be a little shocking!!!)

[ ] a french kiss in public

[🚢 ] a kiss on their neck

[🚢 ] getting pushed against a wall and kissed

[ ] a slap on the ass (I wouldn't have an ass anymore!)

[🚢 ] gripping & fondling their ass

[ ] a chest touch

[ ] a chest grab & fondle

[🚢 ] hand on the thigh

[🚢 ] hand on the crotch

[🚢 ] hand on the crotch under the pants (Why am I wearing pants?)

[🚢 ] getting flashed/mooned

[ ] getting joined in the bath/shower (Depends on if you're in your alt mode!)

[ ] getting woken up with a kiss

[ ] getting woken up with your muse’s head between their legs

[ ] getting dry humped

[🚢 ] getting a lap-dance

[ ] getting picked up and carried to the bed for sex (Maybe a tiny bit of planning first!)

[ ] getting bent over a desk/table/counter for sex

[ ] sex in a semi-public place (changing rooms, toilet stalls etc.)

[ ] sex in a public place

[🚢 ] getting photographed while nude or in sexual context

[🚢 ] getting recorded while nude or in sexual context

[🚢 ] getting rolled to the top

[🚢 ] getting rolled to the bottom

"Give drink!"

​"For you? I'll give you two!"

Something light for Roz please. Something to take the edge off but she is NOT going through the headache again.

​He could add a bit of helium in the drink. Would make it far lighter.

Lightstrike is staring politely. "Can I have some copper flakes in it?"

​"Hmmm. Thinking about it. I don't know... Maybe I should put in some aluminum instead."

Aaaah.... that reminds me, I havent refueled....

​ORION!!!

stab wound, but sensual??????

Getting new holes, you say.

He sees how it is.

I WOULD LOVE TO!!!

Is that even a question, Anon? There's one extremely obvious, red Decepticon that's prettier and deadlier than everyone else.

It's Fangry, of course.

Aww, thank you, Anon--

Happy creation day, to me!!