R.I.P 2 My Youth

Lils: Okay, but if that's the case, can you bring home two, because I'd actually like to drink a smoothie.

Lils: Maddox, I swear to god, I didn't even know about it! Of course I'm not okay with it, I don't want some random guy living here, and being my shadow! I didn't want it when we talked about it at the hospital, I don't want it now. I've been putting off hiring one, hoping my parents would forget about it.

Lils: I know we've been fine. I know you are.

Lils: Trust me, I would have never chosen this.

Maddox: you're so fucking needy, I bought two the second I said I was going to toss te first one in his face. Youse lucky I like you

Maddox: i know. I'm just fucking pissed about it. I don't need some fucker at our place while my girl is doing whatever and I'm not home. Like fuck, that's just not fucking cool and I'll fucking tell him that

Lilly: No, just one body guard. I meant two guys following me around. Like, now I have a stalker and a body guard following me around.

Maddox: i'm still throwing your smoothie in his face

LILLY: My parents hired me a body guard. Against my will.

LILLY: Like, do they think I'd enjoy some random dude showing up at my house and telling me he's moving in!?

LILLY: I totally wanted TWO guys I don't know and don't know following me around 24/7.

Maddox: two of them?? What in the actual fuck

Maddox: they're fucking sleeping outside. Mc dogger gets the couch and who the fuck thinks it's cool to have to random ass dudes in their daughters house

Maddox: just what???

I didn’t say you were a dick. I mean, you are, but for once you’re not the one pissing me off. 

i am, this is real fucking true. i’m not? well aint that a fucking miracle. dont be pissed though, i sure as fuck aint worried about him 

….Really?

im always a dick just so we’re putting that shit out there. i aint the one with his panties in a fucking twist 

Talking to you is literally so painful. I’m sorry I ever thought you’d hear me out when it’s clear you don’t give a fuck about anything. I just have a few things to say then I’m ending this conversation. 1) I have lots of problems with you. If I have to explain, you will never understand. 2) The only image I thought you fit was the one of a decent human being. Again, that was my bad. 3) Or course I’m not the first. I also know I won’t be the last. I’m glad other people see it. It’s too bad she doesn’t.

Now, you can reply or ignore me, I don’t give a fuck. I’m done talking to you now. I’ll never know how Lilly does it so much.

so, do you always complain this much or is this sort of a show you like to put on? cute, i wonder if it works 

I mean, I'm just trying to look good for you, babe.

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when your girl takes a fucking eternity and a half to get ready because she can’t fucking stop rocking out to her tunes. like, i fucking get it babe, the song is good but jesus fuck, i’m hungry.  @lillymarie-anders at this right ima starve to death but ya gotta love her anyway #finebyme 

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Lils: Yeah we do! Too bad you're being a giant butt face or I'd suggest we play a fun little game tonight.

Lils: I'm done with you today, bring me my coffee.

Lils: You're lucky I didn't these games the other night.

Lils: H8U

Lils: Love you, too. What should I wear tonight?

Maddox: you know we love playing games ;D

Maddox: I AM SHOOK

Lils: Yeah but tell me you love me again.

Lils: Good, I miss you.

Maddox: you love me again lololo

Maddox: okay lils youre being sappy as fuck now relax

[few minutes later]

Lils: Put the phone thief back on, he was nicer.

Lils: Guess I'll make alternate plans for the night

Maddox: listen im an asshole by nature, we cant fight mother nature, the fuck

Maddox: sweet, that means i can go out too! fuck yeah

Lils: If you're about to say 'but my dick will' I quit.

Lils: Bring me my dog, at least he's nice to me.

Lils: :-*

Maddox: ugh you fucking know me so well it makes my dick hard

Maddox: your dog? mc dogger knows where his loyalty lies!

Lils: I know, that's why I said I needed the coffee!!!

Lils: Literally just shut up and get your ass home.

Lils: And by the way, yeah, I'll go out with you tonight.

Maddox: coffee aint gonna fix that baby

Maddox: so damn hostile and shit damn

Lils: [https://68.media.tumblr.com/8b62ad34b0c727cf5ea3661a3d578726/tumblr_olqlsh1qtq1vfdedoo1_400.png] Aren't I sexy?

Lils: ..You realize in this scenario that you're asking me to give a blow job and a sandwich to someone else, right?

Lils: I'd do it for Max, though.

Maddox: LOL you looked wrecked as fuck

Maddox:love it

Lils: I'm not surprised. He's too sweet to want to eat them, so probably friends.

Lils: Good, I'm going to need it after the workout I just had.

Lils: ...Who is this? Give Maddox his phone back.

Maddox: fuck that. he's fucking vicious. just like his dad

Maddox: and you didn't send any fucking selfies? what was the point then

Maddox: did you know that mc dogger likes squirrels? i dont know if he wants to eat them or be friends

Maddox: i should be home soon, ima swing by and pick you up the usual coffee

Maddox: wanna go out with me tonight?