Soggy Bottom Sam

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

every time someone tells me to be careful, in my head i repeat what one of my kids said as a small child.

I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Me and the other prehistoric caveboys following a mammoth for three days straight without stopping, knowing that big furry bitch’s endurance is running thin

me and the other prehistoric caveboys when the landbridge we followed the mammoth on is gone and that big furry bitch stranded us on another continent

Me and the prehistoric caveboys in awe at our new resources