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Me at 41: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

Im not feeling good i probably gonna die from it

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

This feels like a fucking comedy skit, like Steve Harvey has the pacing and comedic timing amazing

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes... bust to bust.....

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