the demons. they are after me

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

give that transfem a tummy. feed her lots of *remembers that the global presence of burgers is in part due to america’s cultural and economic systems of imperialism* biryani. feed her biryani.

Accessing my Trans Woman Male Privilege at a job interview by greeting the interviewer with the Secret Man Handshake I was taught during my Male Socialization, immediately overriding all his biases against women

By doing the Secret Man Handshake I am immediately promoted from "woman" to "regular guy who just happens to have soft skin, breasts, long hair, a woman's name, and the legal gender marker of a woman" in the mind of the hiring manager. As he has absolutely no biases against a person like that whatsoever, this is a Privileged position. This is totally how it works.

Once I was in a class with an ex-cop and he would grab at his right hip when something was pissing him off

I cook a lot, I mean I have to feed myself, and I do occasionally like to bake so I was thinking I should probably get an apron but I don't wanna get a plain boring one

All the nonplain ones targeted at men are the worst things I've ever seen jesus they're so corny and weird. I'm just gonna get a girl apron idc

lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

constantly amused by yanks ability to claim that europe has some sort of turbo racism that could not exist in the usa and then immediately say some shit about middle easterners that would make even youre most crazed serbian ethnonationalist go wtf

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.

you're a centaur