Running away from my problems, one day at a time.

We've got three of them here, now where's the fourth horseman hiding out at?

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes

I'm back from the Renaissance Festival and boy is my ass tired

Fr I have spine problems and I walked something like 8 or 9 miles. At one point we could HEAR the joust, we couldn't see or find the joust, because we were FUCKING LOST in the Magic Forest

If you are a minor I do NOT recommend getting lost in the Magic Forest

Hearing KLANG -uproarious cheering- while lost behind a pack of gnomes was weird as hell

And for some reason Wolverine was there

This sounds like fiction but I promise Renaissance Festivals are just Like That

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.