Local Wind-Up Foxgirl Thing

googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

Remind me to get pizza tomorrow. I deserve pizza and edibles once a week.

Hey go order yourself some pizza so you can get high and be gay while eating pizza 💜

They should make cigarettes with estrogen instead of nicotine, and instead of giving you cancer they make you pretty, and you can put them out on a masochist to make its tits bigger.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

Part of me wants to get a tattoo for my inner thigh that just says “bite here”

feeds you stew that makes you a fox for a day

What? You were supposed to turn back by now? That's weird. I wouldn't worry about that sort of thing I'm sure it'll work itself out.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

either these "plural" people have to get less relatable or my headmates have been trying to tell me something

a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention