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@kindergartenstar
âItâs spring, and yet itâs still cold outside. Whatâs that all about?â
âI have to wonder: can we really call season by such a name? Perhaps weâd ought to make up a name for that odd transitional period between winter and spring. âŚWring? No, no, that doesnât work.â
.:[ â â ]:. âHeh heh. âWring.ââ
âHey, how about... Sprinter?â Never mind that it was a word already.
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[ @kindergartenstar and i were talking about that hilarious eiffel tower touch photoshop meme and then wellâŚwe started making these ]
âI will fight for the world I was made in, the Earth is everything Iâve ever known!â
@pearlfectionate
.:[ â â ]:. âYo, P. Do you know where we keep the mayo? I was gonna see about making an egg sandwhaaaa--â
â...â
Well, that explained all the âgooâs and âgaaâs she heard coming from the living room, but still, an appearance by Baby Steven this was the last thing she expected to see today. Wasnât it just yesterday he was having a birthday and she told him not to take his shapeshifting too far? But now look at him, all slobbery and smelly... and straight out of that egg she was planning to eat.
Pearl wasnât having a good time, either. (Understatement of the year.)
As soon as she snapped out of her stupefied staring, Amethyst tramped over the golden eggshells and scooped the little guy into her arms. She might not have been an expert on raising humans, but at least she knew enough to pick him up.
âSo, uh... think we should hire a sitter?â That was what human parents did, wasnât it?
.:[ â â ]:. DAMN AMETHYST! (Damnethyst) back at it again with the white booties
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â [ ⥠] â âWhoopie! Eheheheâ that tickles!â
The question is honestly expected, and met with a hoof brushing away a few loose, pink strands from Amethystâs hair. A quiet hum, nearly thoughtful in nature comes from Pinkie before she just shrugs. A nonchalant thing accompanied by a bounce of curls, Pinkie just doesnât know.
âHonestly, gal, I couldnât tell you! Earth ponies have their own kind of magic, but all the others I know donât have all this goinâ on!â
To accentuate her meaning, the pony shakes her mane and rustles its inhabitants.
.:[ â â ]:. âEarth pony?â But werenât all ponies from Earth? âIâve never met a pony like you before...â Slightly puzzled, she thought it over for a moment or two before coming to her own conclusion.
âI guess that makes you special -- like me! Hey, youâre pretty cool -- whatâs your name, Fancypants?â Regardless of her name actually was, âFancypantsâ would probably stick. It just seemed right.
    ( â ăăł:彥 ) âWhipping a dumpster?â Though she could question the sanitary aspect of this, she was more interested if it was doable. âCan you split it in half?â
.:[ â â ]:. âYou know it! Ahahah... ah-- I mean, like-- I could. I canât do it with the lame whip they gave me, you know?â
âInking stuff up, though... now that I got handled. Wanna go grab some spray cans and paint up the town?â
âGhhhâŚA-me-thyst!â Cue a counter-protest, accompanied by skillful dodges of every swipe Amethyst made with those grabbing paws of hers. If not for her agility, Pearl would be getting her toes stepped on.
âYou donâtâŚknow what youâre ââŚplease! Behave! We can ask Rose about itâŚeuh!â Itâs completely fruitless, Pearl thinks â raising her arms above her head and away from her teammateâs reach â because she knows Amethyst and Amethyst is stubborn and silly and young, and boy does she seem dedicated about this whole âmakeoverâ thing.Â
If itâs five minutes of her time in exchange for Amethyst relenting and being happy and obedient for at least a dayâŚ
âUgh! Fine, Amethyst. JustâŚdonât â whatever thisâŚâpurdyâ means, donât get carried away, okay?â
.:[ â â ]:. Pearlâs protests seemed to have little effect on the ever-eager Amethyst, and once she relented, however reluctantly, she knew that bugging her had finally paid off, expressing that joy through a gleeful grin.
âOkey dokey, Pearliscopey! Hold your mouth real tight, alright? And try not to move around too much.â Funny how she was giving directions for once, but Vidalia assured her there was a method to this.
She patted the ground to tell Pearl to sit down (or maybe she would just lean over, whichever), and once she got her lipstick back, it was time to start the makeover. She slowly dragged the lipstick around Pearlâs mouth, leaving a heart-shaped mark on her face, and after throwing in a few streaks on her cheeks for good measure -- gotta be fast, otherwise she might have caught her -- she took a step back to admire her work.
âWowie wow, donât you look pretty! Pearl, you really gotta go check yourself out.â Maybe it was a little silly, but Amethyst thought she sure looked great. And the whiskers? Well, she sure loved her animals... Why wouldnât she gussy her up like a face painting booth?
I suppose celebrating some sort of anniversary would suffice. But to count by years does feel so⌠confining. Then again, this is the longest Iâve been alive in so long.
How would you even celebrate it? When? How to mark the date? Do you make up for previous missed âbirthdaysâ, or do you simply enjoy the moment?
.:[ â â ]:. Been alive in so long? Well, that was a little foreboding. That wasnât quite the same thing as regenerating, now was it?
âIâm pretty sure if I had to âmake upâ my birthdays, Iâd have to like, rob every cake shop and then some.â
âHey, neighbor -- can I trouble ya for a bite of your house?â Yep, that was Amethyst. Always kidding, what a kidder...
âW-âŚâ
âWhy would you ever dip a slice of pizza in mayonnaise?â
.:[ â â ]:. âUh, you know. To, like... see how it tastes?â
âTrust me, B.D. Iâve eaten things way weirder than this.â Never say that she wouldnât give it a shot.
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.:[ â â ]:. Puts an entire pineapple on a pizza, smothers it in ketchup, and proceeds to chow down.
âI dunno, guys. Tastes the same to me.â Says the Gem who used motor oil as a condiment before.
âI find it rather amusing that a select few are so quick to discourage peopleâs fun of word play. As if they have nothing better to do.âÂ
âSuppose you can say they are rather catty, no?â
.:[ â â ]:. âPfff-ffff, yeah-uh. Itâs pretty amewsing.â Just keep doing what what you do, Amethyst.
.:[ â â ]:. this is what you womp
this is how you womp it
any questions. are we cool now, guys
âSnogging? What, as in â affection?â A blink. âI just donât understand⌠Shouldnât humans focus more on fully showing their love for each other every day, especially with their short lifespans, rather than just once a year?â
The thin gem folds her arms, staring off into the distance in contemplation. âŚSo, she doesnât really understand, but thatâs to be expected of her when it comes to human customs and holidays. The good news is that Pearl canât see any harm in it, either, which is whatâs most important to her â so, why not?
âOh, you missed a rather large spot, actuallyâŚhere, IâllâŚâ She pulls out a napkin from her gem and gets to work, completely oblivious. âHere and here and a little bit ofâŚthere! Youâre all clean now. Taking care of your hygiene, I see.. Well done, Amethyst!â
.:[ â â ]:. âYe-ee-ah! Uh-feck-shunnn.â She said it with all the nuance that the word should have implied, but apparently Pearl wasnât getting her signals. So much for eliciting a funny reaction.
Before Amethyst could say anything to the contrary, Pearl was already taking out a napkin and wiping her off with particular care. She wouldâve said something to get her to stop, but Pearl looked so happy and proud of herself that she figured itâd be easier to just go with it.
âUh... Yeah. No problem, P. Guess that stuff you said must be paying off...â She rubbed a hand across her now-clean cheeks and tried her best to play it cool. That didnât go the way she wanted it to go, but still, you couldnât blame a Gem for trying.
âEughâŚyou donât â find it the least bit repulsive to eat all of that chocolate at once? A-along with the wrapper?!â Pearlâs stammering, disgusted, struggling to cough the words out from her dry mouth, roof stuck to her tongue; her lids are hooded, gaze seeping through their thin crack as if sheâs trying to shield herself as much as she can from theâŚview.
âIs this holiday even about romantic relationships between humans?â The pale gem grabs one of the (wrapped) bars, holding it in her bony hands and observing. âItâs always seemed more like a method for chocolate companies to make extra financesâŚI wonderâŚâÂ
.:[ â â ]:. âHey, someoneâs gotta eat it,â was the only reason she gave for having an appetite no human could beat. She swallowed the rest of the chocolate bars and licked (almost all) the leftovers off her face; the sooner she did it, the sooner Pearl would stop squinting, and that was mighty fine by her.
âThey say itâs about couples snogging and stuff.â A pause, then she pointed to her slightly-chocolate-smeared smile. âHey, Pearl. Did I get all the chocolate off?â Heheheheheheheh.
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Youâre telling me there are people who have birthdays every year? That just seems like it would get repetitive. Itâs just too silly for me to believe.
.:[ â â ]:. âI guess itâs fun for like, folks who age and all...â
âBut what do you do when you donât have a birthday?â Sheâs been around since before there were calendars, man. Donât ask her about this kind of thing.
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