eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

Peter: I cut my finger  Stiles: I can kiss it so it'll get better  Peter: That works?  Stiles: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little  *later*  Peter: I need you to punch me in the mouth  Derek: Fucking finally

Teen Wolf is so fun because at one point the comedic relief character stops being comedic relief and starts having a kill count

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

seems like Ed Sheeran's been having a bunch of fun making music over here the whole time, 'cause that's so dorky? I hope he's having fun. goddamn.