Kim

Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever. Choose wisely.

The lowest volume setting sounds way louder when you’re watching porn

But a giraffe though? Is nothing sacred?!

Giraffes do nothing to anyone. What is the deal with whites insisting on killing all things African? Why don’t you hear about them going hunting for any other continent’s wildlife and murdering docile creatures for fun?

imagine being that evil

can't relate

ATTENTION: I need attention

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

why did you censor the word h*ck

because it’s a fucking bad word

why do i wake up more tired than I was when i went to sleep

Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.