Funny Text Posts

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

Me

I did not expect this, but I love it

This should win an Oscar

OH MY GOD

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

on this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

concept: im in the kitchen cooking our dinner, delicious aromas filling our small but well loved homespace. meanwhile youre playing with our two soft and fluffy dogs in the living room. i smile in anticipation as i hear the doorbell ring and ronald mcdonald comes through the door and plows me right on the dining table. 

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

come find out