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tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

She should be at the club

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"